tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33931433992302660772024-03-08T02:10:16.555-08:00We Should Be Horse TrainersA WNBA BlogCoreyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06904753774915641416noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3393143399230266077.post-47356302383118311182008-06-29T04:46:00.000-07:002008-06-30T03:42:40.311-07:00We Got Next...Blog.<img src="http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u45/wsbgmpics/wnbalogo.jpg" width="420" /><br /><br />I'm a man of my word. I said if the Phils didn't take two of three from the Rangers, I would disown the Fightin's and take up a blogging interest in the WNBA. Granted, I know very little about the WNBA. I saw <span style="font-style: italic;">Juwanna Mann</span> on Comedy Central one time, so I'm not completely oblivious to the league. I will do my best to provide in depth, entertaining coverage. Some interesting topics that I will be blogging on shortly:<br /><br />1) <span style="font-style: italic;">David Stern</span><span> - Does he fix these games like he does the real basketball league? And can Tim Donaghy get a job here?</span><br /><br />2) <span style="font-style: italic;">Sheryl Swoopes</span> - She courageously came out of the closet to became a justified hero and icon of the gay community. That is great for her, but is she really gay? It just doesn't seem right. A gay WNBA player? Impossible. What's next, a gay female golfer? No way.<br /><br /><img src="http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u45/wsbgmpics/HammonDydek.jpg" align="right" />3) <span style="font-style: italic;">Margo Dydek</span> - [Pictured at right with traitor to the nation, Becky Hammon] She isn't playing this year because she had a <del></del>baby. That's right, somebody hit that. All 7' 2" of it. Possibly on purpose. And it resulted in offspring. I did some calculations and figured out that if her child is a boy, he will be somewhere around eight and a half feet tall. We need to find this kid and get the Sixers to sign him now. They can send him to the D-League for 20 years. So, everyone be on the lookout for a 3 feet tall baby. I'll start by watching Maury Povich show, something tells me he'll pop up there...Coreyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06904753774915641416noreply@blogger.com18